Today a beautiful soul was taken away from us…

Today turned out to be the most difficult day of my life. Last night I rushed my Mom to the airport for an emergency flight to see her Dad. He was having severe stomach and chest pains. He had to be transported to a much larger hospital than the local one in their small town. Early this morning, my phone rang; it was Mom and she was crying. I knew right then and there, but her words solidified it. She said “we lost Grandpa about an hour ago.”

That is truly what happened–we lost one of the most wonderful men to have ever lived. A man that would never hesitate to give you everything he had and then some; a man that would magically become interested in whatever it was you were interested in, just to share in your excitement; a man that when his sister was in the hospital he said “I wish I could take your place and spare you the pain;” a man that loved his wife and family with all of his heart, yet still managed to open it up further to ensure everyone had a spot in it; a man that never forgot to take time out of his day to thank God for all the beautiful things in life; a man that, through his actions and words, showed the world what it truly is to be a man of character, integrity, and charity.

Call him Theo Malcolm; call him T.M. for short; call him Grandpa.

You are already, and will be for decades to come, dearly missed.
We all love you.

|:| Zach |:|

Board retirement

There comes a time in every man’s board’s life when it has to be erased and updated. Today is that day for my dry-erase board in my room. On this particular board is a collection of interesting, prophetic, and outlandishly amusing quotes, sayings, and proverbs. Before the board is updated, however, I need to immortalise the current blurbs. Here’s a listing:


  • Availability: NO!
  • If you lived in a cave, I think I’d miss you.
  • I want you to have the courage not to care.
  • It only takes one match…
  • 2B or not 2B; which one is my apartment? (Shakespeare returning home drunk)
  • 5/4 people have a fraction problem.
  • There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understanding binary and those who don’t.
  • Nude isn’t lewd.
  • They may blink, but don’t you stop!
  • The reason that boys can’t express their emotions is because it’s been scientifically proven that they are missing that part of their brains.
  • Zach: Trifonovich’s theory has been proven to be incorrect…
    Dr. Reid: Well we’re going to use it because it’s in the book.
    Zach: Oh, I forgot that if it’s in a book it’s right.

And now, they will be banished from the board and replaced by newer fresher blurbs!

|:| Zach |:|

The gift you didn’t get for Christmas

Here’s a video clip of that one gift that I’m sure you didn’t get this past Christmas. Maybe if you ask again, you’ll get it for your birthday. 😉 The following clip is rated PG-13 for explicit content and language.

Please, if you want to watch the video more than once, download the Riva FLV Player by clicking on the “FLV Player” under the “Tools” menu in the right-side bar. Click “save as,” and install it on your computer. Then you can download this video by clicking the link below and hitting “save as:”

Download video clip

|:| Zach |:|