Board retirement

There comes a time in every man’s board’s life when it has to be erased and updated. Today is that day for my dry-erase board in my room. On this particular board is a collection of interesting, prophetic, and outlandishly amusing quotes, sayings, and proverbs. Before the board is updated, however, I need to immortalise the current blurbs. Here’s a listing:

• Availability: NO!
  
• If you lived in a cave, I think I’d miss you.
  
• I want you to have the courage not to care.
  
• It only takes one match…
  
• 2B or not 2B; which one is my apartment? (Shakespeare returning home drunk)
  
• 5/4 people have a fraction problem.
  
• There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understanding binary and those who don’t.
  
• Nude isn’t lewd.
  
• They may blink, but don’t you stop!
  
• The reason that boys can’t express their emotions is because it’s been scientifically proven that they are missing that part of their brains.
  
• Zach: Trifonovich’s theory has been proven to be incorrect…
  Dr. Reid: Well we’re going to use it because it’s in the book.
  Zach: Oh, I forgot that if it’s in a book it’s right.
  

And now, they will be banished from the board and replaced by newer fresher blurbs!

|:| Zach |:|