Nathan Zachary

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Fortune cookie wisdom

I just finished indulging in a feast of chicken lo mein (sans vegetables) and steamed rice from the local Chinese take-out joint. I reached into the nearly empty brown bag and found precisely what I was looking for: the tasty, crisp, and perpetually enigmatic fortune cookie. After delicately cracking its outer shell in half–causing a …

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A wireless land-line?

Considering T-Mobile’s current lag behind some other USDM cellular providers in areas such as mobile broadband, streaming media, and built-in GPS–which are all current features in T-Mobile of the Netherlands, by the way–the corporate higher-ups have released information regarding their newest addition to their arsenal of services. Using a wireless router in your home to …

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Oh boy

I got this email recently, and thought it was priceless, so here it is: — A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that …

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