A little piece of my childhood is going away

I read an article yesterday that was somewhat bittersweet to me, for it reminded me of a truly joyful part of my childhood, but also mentioned that it will no longer be produced. Considering the internet was not really an option for most people when I was a kid, and seeing as I was really into video games as a boy, we children of the 80s and 90s had to rely on other sources for our info, hints, and cheats for games. One of the absolute best sources of that information was Nintendo Power magazine.

Though it started in 1988, I wasn’t quite involved in the gaming community at that time as I was barely out of nappies. The first issue that I remember owning was number 30, which featured a lot of information about Final Fantasy II (in the US; in Japan, it was known as Final Fantasy IV):

Nintendo Power Magazine - Final Fantasy II cover - Issue 30

Seeing as the Final Fantasy saga is my favourite of all time, and that Final Fantasy II was the best of the entire series (in my mind), I had to have the magazine. Shortly thereafter, I became one of the hundreds of thousands of subscribers. I also remember calling their tip line when Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past came out for Super Nintendo (still the best gaming system ever released). Not going to lie; when my mother saw that call on the phone bill, she was less than pleased.

Oh boy, good memories, but definitely sad to see that they are calling it quits. I guess with the internet’s prominence, there really isn’t that much of a need for such a magazine.

Cheers,
Zach

Kathleen Madigan – Gone Madigan

One evening when I was a little on the bored side, but was also feeling completely task-avoidant, I was looking for something entertaining on Amazon Instant Video. I found a stand-up routine by comedian Kathleen Madigan, entitled Gone Madigan.

Kathleen Madigan - Gone Madigan

There were some very funny portions of her sketch, even though it was a little dated. One aspect that made her even more entertaining to me was that she was from Saint Louis, MO. Though I’m not from there, I have spent a lot of time in that city, and understood a lot of her references. For instance, she mentioned that her parents now live in the Ozarks, and that there is actually a Bible Factory Outlet. Having been to the area, and actually seeing the store, made that portion even more amusing.

Some of the other highlights, in my opinion (and without ruining all of the humour), were:

  • Her stories about being in Afghanistan with Lewis Black, and the ever-intelligent Kellie Pickler
  • Her ideas about turning immigration into a reality television show
  • Blaming Oprah for the poor economy
  • Her proposal for defining legal alcohol limits based on nationality
  • How home-loan pre-approvals are insanely inflated

That last one was exceptionally funny to me as well, given that I am in the market for a home. After having talked to a “loan officer,” I’ve found that they essentially just want people to have beautiful homes, regardless of whether or not they will be able to eat. 😛 Anyway, if you are looking for a comedy act that is relatively clean (though the language is still there), and enjoy someone who says exactly what’s on her mind, I suggest that you check out some of her routines.

Cheers,
Zach

Amaranthe – Amaranthe review

Ever since I found the CD Epsilon by Blood Stain Child, I’ve been trying to find some similar albums. Though not exactly the same, I did find an outstanding synth-symphonic-metal band named Amaranthe. After listening to a few of the clips, I bought the album (despite its relatively high price tag of $23.68 USD [~€19.15]), and I’m really glad that I did.

Amaranthe - Amaranthe album cover

1. Leave Everything Behind10 / 10
Starting with a very brief intro on the keyboards, this track goes immediately into pounding guitars and a fast-paced melody line on top of them. What starts out as fairly chaotic smooths out really nicely during the chorus, with three different sets of vocals. The breakdown features only the amazing female lead vocalist, and then goes back into one last round of the chorus. This serves as a great introduction to what will certainly be an album that lends itself to “Emancipation of the human mind.”

2. Hunger10 / 10
With a similar start as the previous track, Hunger features the outstanding female vocalist (Elize Ryd) much more readily and prominently. Blazingly fast guitar licks, and a drum backing that matches in both speed and agility, this song shows that Amaranthe is not just your run-of-the-mill symphonic metal band.

3. 1.000.000 Lightyears10 / 10
The duality of a male and female vocalist is met early on with the band’s third vocalist, who adds the hardcore screams that one expects from a metal band. This track takes on a more sci-fi or galactic feel, which makes sense given the title. The combination of synth melodies on keys, hard-hitting bass and drums, and wicked guitar riffs makes this one another winner. I also really love the abrupt pause and glitches that they borrow from dubstep.

4. Automatic10 / 10
The intro to this song is simply outstanding, as it is the lead male vocalist (Jake E) and female vocalist (Eliza Ryd) singing a line of the forthcoming chorus, only accompanied by a keyboard-based melody line. Thereafter, the rest of the band comes in and escalate the song into fierce speed-metal glory. For the first time, we get to hear Olaf Mörck’s lead guitar abilities (starting around 2’20”), and they only further adds to the outstanding presentation.

5. My Transition7 / 10
Starting off with some repetitive guitar fifths and a bit of a keyboard melody behind them, this track lacks some of the prominence of the previous four. Though it has some of the same speed and oomph, it falls a little flat by comparison.

6. Amaranthine9 / 10
After exactly 17 minutes of blistering power and force, Amaranthine showcases the versatility of the band. The tune starts with some keys / synth, a beautiful piano piece, and Ryd’s incredibly clean vocals. About a minute in, the band comes in with Jake’s rock-operatic part. Though the song does get a little heavier thereafter, it doesn’t lose its slower, moving, ballad style (which is exacerbated by Olaf’s hair-band solo).

7. Rain7 / 10
After the softer Amaranthine, this song comes in without any warning at all. Starting with a verse with no clean vocals, and only screams, the chorus is a welcome change. The verses are vocally dissonant, and a bit muddy musically. However, both of these elements increase the concord of the chorus.

8. Call out my Name7 / 10
With the electrifying keyboard sounds and beats, this track reminds me of some of the stuff on Epsilon by Blood Stain Child. I don’t think that it is as nicely executed though, and the prominence of the screams and growls detract from the trance-like qualities of the song.

9. Enter the Maze9 / 10
The intro is a musical and vocal throwback to the start of Automatic, but overall this one is a little less energetic. The screams don’t bother me nearly as much in this track as they did in the previous, most likely because they are coupled with clean vocals throughout. I also really enjoy the mix during the bridge, which has both musical and vocal solos. The song finishes with two iterations of the chorus, and a final scream.

10. Director’s Cut7 / 10
Coupling repetitive guitar riffs with some highly synthesised keys, this track starts with dirty vocals before opening up to the two lead singers. I like that the keyboardist has some prominence throughout the song, though, especially with some short (single measure) mini solos. Like 1.000.000 Lightyears, this tune has an epic space / super-atmospheric quality about it (though not as direct as the former).

11. Act of Desperation8 / 10
Less experimental than some of the previous songs, Act of Desperation sounds more similar to those at the start of the album. Though it has some really strong aspects (like the mix of synth and guitar), it lacks some of the heart-pounding energy present in the first few.

12. Serendipity7 / 10
Like the previous song, this one has a more standard feel to it, but it is slightly monotonous in both the verses and during the bridge. Overall, it seems a little disjointed throughout, and lacks some of the attention to detail that can be heard from the band.

13. Breaking Point8 / 10
More rhythm-driven that some of the experimental tracks, Breaking Point gets into a near-trance state through its relatively unchanging pace. That being said, it has a good groove and shows most of the qualities that I’ve come to expect from all members of the band.

14. A Splinter in my Soul7 / 10
Similar to Rain, the verses here are essentially all screams, and the choruses clean. There are a lot of tempo changes, and subsequently, the song doesn’t flow as purely as others. However, it does show some great musical variety throughout. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have any qualities that I would expect from a finale.

Overall, this is an incredibly solid album packed with intense guitar riffs, great keyboards / synth, and outstanding vocals. There are some tracks that I think could have been refined a little further, but nevertheless, I am quite impressed! I give it a 116 / 140 which is ~83/100 and rounds to 8.5 stars:

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Cheers,
Zach