A friend of mine recently sent me a list of funny signs that were actually spotted out and about, and I thought that I would share them here.
Golf club in Scotland:
- Back straight, knees bent.
- Feet shoulder-width apart.
- Form a loose grip.
- Keep your head down!
- Stay out of the water.
- Try not to hit anyone.
- If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.
- Don’t stand directly in front of others.
- Quiet please… while others are preparing.
- Don’t take extra strokes.
- Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!
In an office:
Toilet out of order; please use floor below.
In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.
In an office:
Will the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back, or further steps will be taken.
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines, etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Notice in a farmer’s field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a repair shop door:
We can repair ANYTHING
(Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work)
Hope some of those made you chuckle. 🙂
Cheers,
Zach
