{"id":205,"date":"2007-08-29T04:19:09","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T04:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/z-issue.com\/?p=205"},"modified":"2012-05-25T20:55:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-26T00:55:31","slug":"your-time-is-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/your-time-is-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Your time is up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In another very funny email that I received recently, there was a brief story about a woman who passed away.  She said that she always wanted something special put on her headstone, and her nephew honoured that wish.  The image below proves to me that my idea for what I want done at my funeral is amusing, and not morbidly grotesque like people tell me it is.  Okay, okay, just because you asked, I will tell you what I want done.  I think that instead of being all glum and dreary, I want my funeral to have strobe lights, dry ice, and techno music.  Then when they open the casket, there will be no body.  Instead, the doors will swing open and my body will come dancing in.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so maybe my idea is a little sick and twisted, but hey, it is absurd so it meets one of the criteria for the Z-Issue.  Oh yes, and it is called the Z-<b><font color=\"#990000\">ISSUE<\/font><\/b> for more than one reason, hehe. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><B><font color=\"#CC0000\">Click on the image to see the full size<\/font><\/B><br \/>\n<A href=\"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/blog_imgs\/expired.jpg\"><IMG src=\"\/blog_imgs\/expired_thumb.jpg\" width=\"317\" height=\"358\" alt=\"Your time is up\" \/><\/A><\/p>\n<p>|:| Zach |:|<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In another very funny email that I received recently, there was a brief story about a woman who passed away. She said that she always wanted something special put on her headstone, and her nephew honoured that wish. The image below proves to me that my idea for what I want done at my funeral &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/your-time-is-up\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[48,47,15,61,60],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-weird","tag-funny","tag-humour","tag-image","tag-my-life","tag-tidbit","item-wrap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":715,"href":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions\/715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/z-issue.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}