I received this in an email, and thought it was really funny. Any education major, and anyone that likes kids will find it amusing. Here ya’ go:
JANET (5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old
she didn’t remember any more. Said Melanie, “If you don’t remember you must
look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”ROGER (3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. “I love you so much, that
when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.”DEBBI (4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take
the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a
childproof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder,
the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?”CASSIE (4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don’t give
me this juice again,” she said, “It makes my teeth cough.”BARBARA (4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: “How much do I
cost?”DONALD (4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in
a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: “Why is
he whispering in her mouth?”RALPH (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was
troubling him, he replied, “I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when
I get married. How will my wife fit in it?”RICHARD (4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: “The man named
Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife
looked back and was turned to salt.” Concerned, James asked: “What happened
to the flea?”SANDY (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, “Why
doesn’t your skin fit your face?”The Sermon
I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday sermon…”Dear
Lord,” the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
rapturous look on his upturned face. “Without you, we are but dust.” He
would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was
listening!) Leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little
girl voice, “Mom, what is butt dust?”
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